i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My feet surprised me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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