We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my being single is dangerous.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
