38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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