we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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