so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
