IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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