I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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