it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
