can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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