I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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