Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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