North Korea, Best Korea!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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