ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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