have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just high enough for therapy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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