he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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