getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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