I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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