I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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