you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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