wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
