I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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