He is such a slut. More and more my type.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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