He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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