: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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