It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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