So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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