just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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