PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize