dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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