**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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