Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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