dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I cut my penus on the lid.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I supernannyed him into submission
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
