so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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