Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You were trust falling into bushes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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