I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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