why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Bring me that man meat
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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