We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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