Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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