I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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