I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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