I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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