I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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