Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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