just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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