doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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