Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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