i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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