And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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