on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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