would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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