he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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