Sponge bath it is.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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