Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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