We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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