So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
